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NEED A
WEBSITE?

We build simple, good-looking websites for tradies. You do your job. We'll do the internet stuff.

YEP. I NEED ONE.

One page. No drama. No waffle.

$99 BUILD.

$49 / MONTH.

That's it. A one-page website, plus ongoing monthly hosting. No fancy agency nonsense.

WHAT DO I GET?

Not included: online shops, fancy booking systems, unlimited changes, or a bloke in a turtleneck charging you five grand.

HOW'S IT WORK?

1. Tell us about your business.

2. We put your website together.

3. You approve it. We put it online.

Easy as.

FAIR QUESTIONS.

Is it actually $99?

Yep. $99 to build your standard one-page website, then $49 per month for hosting. Domain registration, extra features and additional changes may cost extra; we'll confirm those before you commit.

What's the catch?

There isn't one! We don't F$#k around here. There isn't a team of 100 people in turtlenecks and swanky watches trying to charge you an arm and a leg for a website. We just build it and it works.

Someone told me I need SEO. Can you do that for me too?

Whoever told you about SEO was probably lying about their knowledge of it.

Basic SEO: We build your website properly, it loads fast and has keywords that return results.
Complex SEO: Like paying Dumbeldore (if he knew what the internet was) $20k+ a year to do some fancy wizard shit to "hopefully" rank you higher on Google.

Stick to doing your job, generating organic reviews on Google, perfecting your Google Business profile and doing Google ads to optimise your leads.
Will I be number one on Google?

We can do the basics properly, but nobody can honestly promise that.

Do you guys do ads?

Put simply no. Our best tip is to make sure your Google reviews are top notch. If you need some extra help, we can point you in the right direction.

How long does it take?

Most websites are up and running with 7 days. Some are quicker, a few are slower. Don't stress if it takes a day or two longer, we know what we are doing.

Can I use my own domain?

Yep. If you already own one, we can help connect it. If not, domain registration is a separate cost.

Will it work on phones?

Of course, who do you think we are? Most of your customers will probably find you on their phones.

Who is this suitable for?

Do you provide a service? If yes, probably you. We don't cater for people trying to sell things online, conduct online bookings, requiring complex databases or targeted ads.

Can I change things later?

Sort of. Included in our monthly service fee is two small changes (think phone number update, change of logo). If you want something totally out of left-field, we'll probably have to charge you extra.

Do I have to write the content?

Leave it to us. Please I beg you to.

Can I call you? / Can we setup a meeting?

No. If you have questions after reading this site, you either don't have a business or you are thinking into it to much. We do this everyday. This is complicated for you - not us.

Do I get access to the backend?

Look, we'll be honest with you right now. If we give you access, you'll probably break something. We don't use templates and this isn't your basic (Wix/Shopify/"insert any other drag and drop website editor") website editor. Leave it to us, and if you do convince us enough to give you access, we will give it to you.

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